Egg and Bacon Agree to Trial Separation, with Divorce a Likely Outcome

MINNEAPOLIS — One of the most durable marriages in history appears to be ending.

Egg and Bacon have lived side by side for well over a thousand years — they’ve cooked together, eaten together, been eaten together, and slept together on the same bed of toast for so long that no one can recall a time when either was single. Fried or scrambled, boiled or poached, egg was rarely seen without bacon, their mutual love and devotion unquestioned by an adoring public.    

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