Israelis, Palestinians Declare Love

JERUSALEM — In a surprise development that caught their own governments and much of the international community off guard, all unwed Israelis and Palestinians announced they were in love and would marry one another on September 28 at a collective ceremony in Gaza City. The wedding will unite 1.8 million people in marriage, thus creating 900,000 Israeli/Palestinian couples in an amorous instant.

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Remembering People

As is well known, the sudden extinction of human beings in April of 2031 silenced the Animal Kingdom for nearly two years. Animals were neither stunned nor even surprised by the passing of so vain and troubled a species, yet the ugliness of the event—the sheer savagery of the spectacle—left them mute. It seemed that everything in nature turned to the contemplation of people and their demise.

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