Animal Kingdom Launches Worldwide Counteroffensive Against Humans; Battles Rage on Three Continents as Both Sides Report Heavy Casualties; Last-Ditch Fight for Habitat

WASHINGTON — In coordinated attacks on 34 sites in seven nations across the globe, the Animal Kingdom on Thursday launched a worldwide war to reclaim land and water necessary for the survival of all species. The nighttime raids began with waves of F-18 Bluefin-Tuna bombers and A-12 Screaming Monarch-Butterfly cruise missiles, striking coastal and inland targets in Europe, America, and Australia.

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