A Cook’s Crock: Recipes Inspired by Real Politics, Reality TV, and an Unreal Culture

Fox News Soup with Tail Hound Ailes & Bitters
For this earthy and awful dish, debone the carcass of a lewd and well-fired TV news executive. Cut up the blubbery mass of crude white meat into strips and chunks. Place these into a boiling stock of lecherous Foxtail chaser and then grope for the meat until you can pinch it and get away with it. Garnish with a bad apple, preferably a fat and dirty one. Serves 4 to 6 perverts

 

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