In what psychologists are calling a rare instance of a collective national nightmare, Americans went to sleep on Thursday night and dreamed that an unstable and juvenile ignoramus named Donald J. Trump was within inches of being elected president of the United States and having control of the nation’s nuclear arsenal.Read More
In its first endorsement of a political candidate in more than 75 million years, Nature itself on Monday threw its vast and awesome yet inscrutable and occasionally frightening support behind Hillary Clinton for president.Read More
In a move that is expected to make the world a more fair and equitable place for average working-class people, Christian churches on Thursday voted unanimously in favor of adding the recently discovered Gospel of Nancy to the New Testament. Updated Bibles, including a photograph of Nancy’s signature, are expected to be available in bookstores in early November.Read More
MINNEAPOLIS — One of the most durable marriages in history appears to be ending.
Egg and Bacon have lived side by side for well over a thousand years — they’ve cooked together, eaten together, been eaten together, and slept together on the same bed of toast for so long that no one can recall a time when either was single. Fried or scrambled, boiled or poached, egg was rarely seen without bacon, their mutual love and devotion unquestioned by an adoring public.Read More
The iconic lowercase “i” in iPhone and in the names of other Apple products, including iPod and iPad, was an unfortunate mistake made by an unsupervised copy editor working on the iMac release in 1998, according to company officials, who noted that the mistake has now been corrected, 18 years later.Read More