Dr. Parsnippety & The Tainted Tomatoes

When a tomato and her husband fail to get purchased in a grocery store, Mrs. Tomato seeks out the advice of Dr. Parsnippety. Are the haughty organics to blame? Or was it years of chemical applications, which prevented shoppers from lovingly selecting these hardworking tomato folk for their next sauce or sandwich?

You can read more of Dr. Parsnippety's advice here. You can also catch Dr. Parsnippety reading The Unanimous Declaration of the Plant and Animal Kingdoms here. She was one of the delegates in Philadelphia for the historic event.